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Joke of the Day

"I have a hard time believing an auto dealer really wants my business if their entire lot isn't covered in the shade of helium balloons."

"What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark? Racist"

"What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal? Luckily Charms"

"what do you call a whale that mates constantly? your girlfreind"

"Ever tried 77? You get 8 more."

"My girlfriend asked me to act like an animal in bed. So I peed on the pillow."

"I like my women...... I like my women like I like my coffee....... Ground up and in the freezer."

"What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus? He never saw it coming."

"Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it."

"What are the two fastest things in the world? Second fastest: your butthole snapping shut. Fastest: That little drop of water..."