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Joke of the Day

"I share a commute with three friends. Every weekday for the last 15 years I've driven into the city, taking the road that goes under the river. Now the doctor says I have Carpool Tunnel Syndrome."

"Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant? It took too long to pull out."

"hey there delilah, oh shit no i meant vicky babe i promise you're the only one no this is not a hickey ?it's just a bruuuise ?"

"Can't believe I'm still writing ""-oslovakian"" on all my Czechs."

"I'm not sexist. Being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for woman."

"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in? C minor"

"Why are there no white chinese people? It's because two Wongs don't make a white."

"Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years!"

"If you're a chick who says ""chivalry is dead"" I hate to be the one to tell you, but its only dead for you because you're ugly."

"I gotta hand it to Stephen Hawking because he can't catch."