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Joke of the Day

"Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days."

"So there's this new music attraction at SeaWorld featuring some guy they call Squid Barrett. They refer to themselves as Ink Floyd."

"Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? He craved more risk."

"I called the fortune-teller for an appointment. She said ""We will meet at 2pm"" ... I didn't go"

"My wife told me her bra and boobs aren't getting along... ... they had a falling out. ^^^^^^^I'll ^^^^^^^leave ^^^^^^^now..."

"How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome? You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home."

"Two guys walk into a bar.... The third guy ducks. Lol"

"Whenever I hear about a man jumping off a bridge I can't help but wonder how long he was dating my ex."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? The difference is in a police car all the pricks are on the inside"

"So if you help Jack get on the horse... do you help Jack off the horse?"