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Joke of the Day
"*gets bitten by a radioactive bear *before developing super powers, gets eaten by radioactive bear"
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"Mexican Olympic Team Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics? Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US."
"How do I submit a joke? Do I hand my life in?"
"What did the pornstar say after getting a cumshot in the eye? ""I didn't see that coming"""
"What did the lobster do at the disco? Pulled a muscle."
"How do people with acid reflux complain? errr mer GERD"
"For Halloween I put a empty bowl outside my door with a sign that says ""please take one"" That way it looks like I actually had candy once"
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Cats have claws at the end of their paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."
"I only shave on days when I'll be having sex. I live life as a yeti now."
"How do narcissists remember everything? ...They have a photogenic memory."