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Joke of the Day
"How do people with acid reflux complain? errr mer GERD"
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"For all you Engineers out there; A statically indeterminate beam walks into a bar, the bartender asks: ""What do you want?"" The beam replies: ""Oh, just give me a moment."""
"What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names."
"Did you hear the one about the guy who got his left side cut off? He's all right now."
"""excuse me, (Chinese couple at the next table,) I seem to have forgotten my calculator, can I borrow your toddler?"""
"I just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Now he'll never have any friends."
"There will only be 7 planets left... After I destroy Uranus."
"What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !"
"""Hi, I'm Garfield, a cat who hates Mondays. But I'm here to tell you that there's nothing lasagna' about global warming."""
"Just discovered an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid. It's called Facebook."