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Joke of the Day

"How do people with acid reflux complain? errr mer GERD"

"Just killed a butterfly. Let's see how this changes all future events."

"Little girl/boy: ""Mommy, I want to be a [PERSON I DISAGREE WITH] when I grow up."" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both."""

"got 1 of those water bottles w/ the plastic prison inside 4 putting fruit in. i'm gonna put donut in it. donut water.for health n prosperity"

"Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an award? It was for being outstanding in his field."

"Maybe I forgot to text back. Maybe it's Maybelline."

"It's been legalized! Seattle and Denver will be sharing a Super Bowl!"

"If time-outs have tought me anything, It's that doing something wrong gets you time for peace,quiet,and solidarity. In a place called jail."

"What' is a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"In memory of Arnold Palmer, I wore my golf underwear today... ...the one's with 18 holes. (Too soon?)"