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Joke of the Day

"What did the lobster do at the disco? Pulled a muscle."

"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Chinese dudes jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""

"Every time a famous music composer dies... ... he starts decomposing."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe"

"""Oh. My. God."" - the first duck to eat bread."

"What do you call a man holding a machine gun? Sir"

"John and Nancy sitting in a tree, H-I-D-I-N-G-F-R-O-M-T-H-E-L-O-C-A-L-A-U-T-H-O-R-I-T-I-E-S-B-E-C-A-U-S-E-T-H-E-Y-K-I-L-L-E-D-A-D-O-G"

"Where do snowmen dance? At the snowball!"

"The 1996 film ""Crack"" was directed by whom? Francis Snort Cokealot"

"I went to an illiterate psychic I couldn't get a reading"