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Joke of the Day

"I used to really enjoy smoking cigarettes... but now it tastes like they simply turn to ash in my mouth."

"What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet! heh."

"Germany vows revenge after Brazil's goal yesterday This must not go unpunished"

"I fell asleep & my cat ate the crackers I left on the table. To teach him a lesson, I ate all his Friskies while he's sleeping on the couch."

"Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception wasbeautiful."

"I'm going to write a book called ""stop obligatory dual language"" If no one buys it I'm going to study two languages."

"Okay kids, always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables"

"What's the best thing about being black? Not having to listen to awful dad jokes."

"I went to vegetarian restaurant the other day... I falafel afterwards."