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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to write a book called ""stop obligatory dual language"" If no one buys it I'm going to study two languages."

"I Just Opened An Abortion Clinic.. No fetus can defeat us"

"(x-post /r/meanjokes) What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? 1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters"

"I lost my virginity. Can't remember a thing, my pussy hurts and there is a used condom on the floor. Last thing I remember was seeing Bill Cosby in the bar."

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem."

"According to scientists drinking one can of four loko is like drinking 4 beers, 2 red bulls, a small taco, a ghost and a park bench."

"There is a chair The chair walk, with shoes! La-la-la-la-la! It walk on the street. The chair is walking."

"Siri, where are my pants?"

"A man died in a grain silo... He ran himself to death, trying to find a corner to pee in."

"2013 is the first year since 1987 to have 4 different numbers... carry on."