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Joke of the Day
"What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band? The Doors."
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"What's green then turns red really quickly? A frog in a blender"
"American Top Gear"
"I wonder how deep North Korean influence runs in america. Anyone could be a sleeper asian"
"Can someone tell old people about call waiting, turn signals, and debit/check cards?"
"""Take off your corduroy shorts so I can blow you,"" said no chick, ever."
"Why do seagulls live by the Sea..? ..Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it."
"What are the famous last words of a redneck? ""Hey ya'll, watch this!"""
"I'm so good at table tennis... I can play with one hand tied behind my back!"
"I have twin brothers named Juan and Amal. I only carry a picture of one of them because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."