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Joke of the Day

"I like my women the way I like my cake... Moist."

"I'd expect Captain America to be fatter."

"I showed up later to dinner yesterday because I was baking a turkey. I'm the turkey. Il see myself to the kitchen table."

"My pet mouse Elvis died today He was caught in a trap"

"Here is an easy way to tell a Chinese girl from a Japanese girl The Japanese girl has pixels."

"What is black and knocking on the window from the inside? A baby in the oven."

"It's called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

"Remember when we used to call the ""self check-out"" - 'Theft'?"

"Being an adult is just a competition to see how many times you can say ""storage space"" before you die."

"Rick Astley is such a nice guy. He'll let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."