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Joke of the Day
"I like my women the way I like my cake... Moist."
Next Joke
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about a buck and deer nuts are under a buck."
"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles"
"What kind of dog can turn on your car? Yorkies"
"No pain no gain but also no pain no pain."
"Why does Hitler has a red phone? To make Phone calls..."
"RT if you've followed someone on twitter and then realized you hate them."
"PSA: If you're about to be arrested, climb to the roof of a nearby court. You are now 'above the law' & literally can't get in trouble ever"
"My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am!!!! 3 in the morning can you believe that?! Luckily, I was still awake playing my drums."
"My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can't afford another malpractice suit."