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Joke of the Day
"Why you never mess with imported ants? Because they are **important**."
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"All status updates posted on my wall are purely fictional any resemblance to actual people, places or events is purely coincidental."
"I've just invented a perfume made from holy water Eau my God"
"An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... ... and the barman says ""What do you think this is, some kind of joke?"
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"What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist."
"How would a Muslim describe Castro's gay, atheist lover? In Fidel."
"Doctor Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!"
"I've never seen squirrels fucking, but they've never seen me fucking either, so we have that in common."
"Why is it okay for an ice company to commit fraud? Their assets are already frozen!"