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Joke of the Day
"Why you never mess with imported ants? Because they are **important**."
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"After an attempted mugging a few months ago I started carrying a knife Now my muggings are much more successful!"
"What's small and got 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry"
"An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.""."
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"What's another nickname for Donald Trump? ##The Annoying Orange."
"During the '72 World Series, who took the most balls to the face? Liberace"
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"How do you beat George Foreman in a fight? Punch him in the grill"
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