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Joke of the Day

"A good book is like a good puppy. Both are easy to pick up but hard to put down."

"""Take Your Child to Work Day"" must be awkward at the dildo factory."

"Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry? They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like."

"What kind of beer does Hitler drink? Neinenkugel"

"Just finished up some dusting. And by dusting I mean I blew on a shelf and then sneezed 6 times in a row."

"Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac? He had a bad experience with Windows"

"My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said "" son thats 3 schools this year, maybe teaching isn't for you"""

"If you are from Spain... You are caught between a rock and a Bard place. Edit: Rock= Gibraltar Bard place = England (Shakespeare=bard)"

"Why do porn sites have a Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+"

"Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head."