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Joke of the Day

"Why don't men like going Downtown with women? Because eating-out can be so expensive."

"why did Bob quit working at the toilet paper factory? Because he was tired of working with assholes all day"

"Why did the fox cross the road? Cause there was a billion fucking chickens on the other side."

"What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar? I bet it's really nice to be Enya."

"Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good My attempt on pun"

"How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb? 100. 1 to do it, and 99 to stand around saying the old one was better."

"Do not apologize for your dog coming up to me because this is exactly what I wanted"

"We have to seriously stop with the Holocaust jokes..... ""Ann Frankly"", they're quite offensive"

"I think marriage is probably like having a business partner. No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids"

"Just overheard a young boy tell his friend this joke What do you call a corn dog with no legs? A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!"