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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a stuck tap..? Fawcett."
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"What do you call an oval with a speech impediment? An Elipshhh"
"What is it called when a blind deaf man commits murder? Senseless Slaughter..."
"Yo mama ... Yo mama is so fat that when she plays agar.io she's already on top of the leader board"
"France FINALLY won a war! Too bad it was against Lance Armstrong."
"Doctor: Your baby is 7 pounds! Me: So that's like, what, three dollars?"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a Land Mine. Absolutely nothing."
"Q: What do you call Robin Hood's mother? A: Mother Hood."
"Friend zone?! I've been sister zoned! And if one more dude pats me on the head, I'm telling mom!!"
"Build-A-Bear won't let you stuff your animal with asbestos or bees so what's the point"