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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a stuck tap..? Fawcett."
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"What would you do? if your uncle jack helped you down off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"
"Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair? In Africa."
"Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face? Because I told him a good joke."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 16, one to change the bulb, and 15 to form a support group."
"Damn it's cold out. Better wear a coat, hat, gloves & boots. Sorry legs, you're still getting pants only, thanks for doing all the work tho"
"A spider so big you politely ask it to leave the premises & then sheepishly accept its refusal with all the dignity of a French surrender."
"God's plan to use wasps to pollinate didn't work out. So he had to resort to Plan Bee."
"me: Hi it is nice to meet u. I am Jeff date: Are u reading off notecards M: Yes sex at ur place sounds gr-wait crap these are out of order"
"I've looked all over the Google and ""fuck you sideways"" is not French for anything, Sir."