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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?! A poke-mon!"

"You guys, I seriously never ask for prayers but this is an emergency. There is a rumor that Red Lobster might be closing. Pray. Pray hard."

"I told my 5 year old that he was allowed to choose 1 item from the grocery store so we're walking home with a cart."

"My wife is going to the hair salon today so for the next few hours I will be practising my reaction."

"Generally, all generalisations are false."

"Sex is a lot like pizza... Even when it's bad, you still have to pay for it."

"Girl, are you my brake pads and rotors? Because I'd like to grind on you until you groan loudly and I have to replace you."

"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue? I knew you'd get stuck."

"Heinz have altered one of their spicier sauces. It's a remustard version."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other did you?"