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Joke of the Day

"Girl, are you my brake pads and rotors? Because I'd like to grind on you until you groan loudly and I have to replace you."

"What's the difference between a jew and a Canoe? Canoes tip"

"So I found out a new way to piss people off"

"A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that man descended from a monkey? - Yes troopers possibly were. But not sergeants."

"A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony. Police are looking into it."

"-What are you drinking, son? -Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the ""es"" that was bothering everyone"

"Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad"

"Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!"

"I could tell you a joke about Bill Murray in Japan; it would be lost in translation."

"Why couldn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? He just couldn't pass the bar."