20219

Joke of the Day

"Christian Mingle: God has hidden a spouse for you on our website. Pay us $30 and see if you can find them."

"""Grandpa, are you sure you want to order crazy beef with ghost chilis?"" ""It'll Szechuan fire."""

"""Dad, you were at 63%, so I unplugged your phone to plug mine in"" *Drives ex-son to homeless shelter"

"Is there a God? A billion Hindus can't be wrong."

"Indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take it out."

"What do you call a laughing mayonnaise? lmayo ahh"

"This guy said,""I can predict what's going to happen to your nose."" I thought,""Crikey! It's Nostril-damus!'"

"they should stop calling it the ""Make-A-Wish Foundation"" and start calling it the ""No.... Make-Another-Wish Foundation"""

"My neighbor is crazy. After playing some Justin Bieber at high volume at 7 o'clock this morning, he commited suicide by shooting himself 8 times in the back with my gun."

"What does a white girl with a lisp say? Yaaathh"