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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who got a Viagra stuck in his throat? He had a stiff neck for a week."
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"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb."
"My idea of heaven consists of all of the things I'd go to hell for."
"I'm white, but not have good credit white."
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance....... so I pushed her over."
"Deep down... ...I knew scuba diving wasn't for me."
"[buying condoms] Do you have anything bigger? Like if someone wanted to pretend to be a slippery ghost for a day, or something like that."
"I was told my $750 iPhone would improve the quality of my phone calls, but my family keeps calling telling me the same shit."
"""You're going to leave me for someone younger,"" my wife explained. ""That's not right,"" I assured her. ""They could be older too."""
"Did you hear about that religious airline? Their prophets are soaring"