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Joke of the Day

"I bet whenever a cow eats a lot of grass she says to her friends ""I've been eating like a cow!"" and they'd laugh and moo or whatever cows do"

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"Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you? Because he was born in a barn."
"What's white and troubles at breakfast? Cumshot"
"Nice try government. But I'm not taking you back until I know where you've been for the last two weeks."
"What is it called when you pay a hooker? An Entrance Fee."
"There is a tribe in Africa that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?"
"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I'd be her type."
"I just learned Avicii is a singer and not Roman numerals for 1952."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house Knock knock? Who's there? The chicken"
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