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Joke of the Day

"Doc, I can't stop singing... ""Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'."" He said: ""That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" I asked. He replied, ""It's not unusual."""

"What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters? The Vinyl solution."

"What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland? A consonant."

"If at first you don't succeed... try try being redundant."

"People call me Mr Compromise. Wasn't my first choice for a nickname, but I can live with it."

"Boss hangs a poster in office I am the boss, dont forget' He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk, ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!'"

"Jokes What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta"

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke? Slow the pace and apply more lube!"

"i put tinder on my kindle it burst into flames"

"What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip."