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Joke of the Day
"Her lips were saying ""no""..... But her eyes were saying ""read my lips""...."
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"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant."
"Bro, your girl is so basic bitch Her shoe size is 14"
"The Greek restaurant in my town is so authentic that it went bankrupt"
"Telling somebody you love them is like telling them your dream from last night. You can explain all you want. They'll never understand."
"Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial? ""If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."""
"What do you call a phobia of chainsaws? Common sense"
"The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests ""Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"""
"How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married? There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck."