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Joke of the Day
"""This is not working out."" -My trainer, watching me work out"
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"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip!"
"Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !"
"If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack."
"The Last Contango in Paris Commodities Exchange."
"I get a sense of pride and achievement when my boss catches me actually doing work."
"It's only a little rad. It's a radish."
"Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school."
"Husband: I called my boss ""Honey"" today. Wife: What? Why? H: He was shouting at me and telling me I was wrong, and it just slipped out."
"Nice that after 17 years of marriage I can still have a sex dream about my wife. Last night the role of my wife was played by Jessica Alba."