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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican Juggalo? A Faygo Diego"
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"did you hear about the cannibal in school? it was a struggle, but eventually he passed the class."
"""Our relationship is nice because we can sit silently and still have fun."" - cool thing to say to the person in bathroom stall next to you."
"Where does Christian Grey make photocopies? FedEx Kinky's"
"a boy died in a microwave while playing hide and seek...silly kids these days pretending to be hot pockets"
"Baby you're so cute you made my page 404."
"""This is why I hate fancy restaurants, I can never pronounce anything on the menu"" -me, drunk, holding the Waffle House menu upside down"
"The horse name is Friday A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horses name is Friday"
"*tries to quietly eat carrot sticks during your funeral*"
"First grade teacher asks student what the plural of horse is ""Pregnant whores?"""