202079

Joke of the Day

"TIFU by buying a cheap speaker system Whoops, wrong sub"

"A man walked into a bar. ""Ouch"""

"I tried to cross a redneck with a golden retriever... All I got was a dirty look from the golden retriever."

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""coincide"" -could u use it in a sentence? Sure: When the nickel murdered the penny it was a case of ""coincide"""

"What do you call someone who has to pay for sex? Buy-sexual (I know it is cheesy, but I thought of it all on my own.)"

"What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal? A doctor"

"Just imagine how good prescription cheese would be."

"what does god light his cigarettes with? a match made in heaven .-."

"How did Obama react when he heard Donald Trump won for president? [*removed due to copyright infringement*]"

"WIFE: Your tree puns make me sick ME: Well you make me sycamore. Why don't you leaf."