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Joke of the Day
"A man walked into a bar. ""Ouch"""
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"My biggest regret of 2014? Probably when my husband watched ""The Notebook"" with me and then I yelled at him for not building me a house"
"What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 45 min."
"How do you stretch your back? ""I don't know."" **shrugs*"
"How long does it take for a Jew to get 100 meters far? It depends on the wind strength."
"Free will is good, but free pizza is better."
"My ex just sneezed and I accidentally said ""bless you"" now she just staring at the bushes confused wondering who said that"
"Sex is like playing cards.. if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand."
"How do you keep someone waiting I'll post the answer tomorrow"
"""And what will you do if you're crowned Miss Universe?"" ""I will have a special prosecutor put the first runner up in jail."""