20206
Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a chav that has got a job? Bigmac and fries please"
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"Every time the grocery baggers ask if I want help to my car, I feel like telling them yes and climbing in the cart."
"I gotta imagine one of the worst things you can do is shit your snowsuit."
"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."
"[Lions watching a romantic comedy about humans] Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?"
"Olive Garden waitress begins to freshly grate cheese onto my salad. I never say when. Room fills with parmesan. No one survives."
"You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching."
"Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision."
"What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night? Chicago."
"Ate raspberries for the first time in a while. I got retarted."