20206
Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a chav that has got a job? Bigmac and fries please"
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"""I ran a half marathon"" sounds so much better than ""I quit halfway through a marathon""."
"It's cute the way they make the Oreos bag resealable like I'm not going to eat them all."
"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job."
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Drunk."
"If Facebook changed ""poke"" to ""stab"" I would use it all the time."
"I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it."
"What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head."
"Great jokes are like miscarriage. They never get old."
"A deer, a skunk, and a duck went to the grocery store. When they were ready to check out, the deer didn't have a buck, the skunk didn't have a scent, so they put it all on the duck's bill."