202050

Joke of the Day

"A bishop, a pastor and the pope walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"The definition of an oxymoron /r/Productivity"

"What's a racist's favorite race? The 3k."

"What are the odds? Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian Dad: Its cool 2nd Daughter: Dad, I'm also a lesbian Dad: OMG! Does anyone in this family like dick? Son: I do!"""

"Playing 8-person smash was one of the deepest and most thought provoking experiences I've ever had... I spent the whole time trying to find myself"

"What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back"

"I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? ""One day my prints will come."""

"I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't done a gig yet."

"I love kids. When they're adults."

"Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to? Because they are for prophet."