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Joke of the Day

"What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist? 30 of them are triggered every second"

"Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love."

"How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take 13 attempts."

"You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow."

"an icicle got in a fight with a cpu it's okay, it's all water under the sandy bridge now"

"If you find a fry on the floor and you don't share it with me, we can't be friends. Don't touch me. Monster."

"I have a girlfriend named Refrigerator She always opens up to me"

"I didn't see a single Olympic wrestler use the sleeper hold or figure four leg lock..."

"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls... One of them says, ""man, I wish I could do that!"" The other says, ""well, maybe you should pet him first."""

"My wife is driving me to drink. I hope she remembers to pick me up when I'm done."