202019
Joke of the Day
"What did Helen Keller call her dog? <smashes keyboard>"
Next Joke
"My girlfriend told me to wash my willy I said no, it was the only way for me to make her gag"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? His mother wouldn'twake him until 3."
"What does the ""B"" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"
"What happens when batman takes viagra? The dark knight rises"
"Why do so many /r/thedonald users work in movie theaters? Because they're great at projecting."
"What do you call a small wardrobe? A battledrobe."
"Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands... Police say that he topped himself."
"A tree was knocked down by a recent storm... and destroyed an African family's home. The thing is, we didn't even know they lived up there!"
"What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage? Infanticider."