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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a plant and sock hybrid? A sockluent"
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"Dear lady who says she will only date guys who drive Mercedes or BMW cars, yet your father drives a Hyundai; Why can't you be humble like your mother?"
"I wish I had a dolphin tail so I could live with the sharks I'd be a beautiful mermaid girl in deep blue ocean"
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because, If they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels."
"My wife is a magician She turned our car into a tree."
"I bought a race horse and decided to call it ""MY FACE"". Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting ""COME ON MY FACE""!!"
"What is Grammar? The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit."
"What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Why does Donald Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can jump"
"How many sad soccer fans are there today? A Brazillion..."