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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donald Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can jump"
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"my favorite punchline... ""No, nurse! I said 'slip off his spectacles'!"""
"How do you mail an egg? In a henvelope!"
"I am genderfluid I sexually identify as mayonnaise. If you can't stand it than you neeed to ketchup."
"Rupert Murdoch today said that he was very touched, by all the messages left on Amy Winehouses' phone."
"It's not working out because we like different things. For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? dust funnies"
"Relationship threats: teens: i'll cheat on you 20's: i'll go to the bar with my boys 30's: I'm gonna watch all of our shows without you"
"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !"