202003

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the fire at the Governor's mansion in Alabama? The whole trailer park burned down."

"How do you kill a thousand flies... Slap a Kenyan in the face. Just heard it from a coworker...thought I share."

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Go suck an egg. Lick a mango. Breathe on an avocado. Make everyone at the grocery store uncomfortable."

"Just when you think the celebrity deaths are done for 2016, Wham! there's one more."

"People who aren't funny get offended by jokes."

"How do you fit 100 Jews in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 1 in the boot and the rest in the ashtray."

"Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends."

"Dandelions are just like regular lions, except they wear ascots."

"A girl's best asset is her lie' ability"