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Joke of the Day
"Sarcasm so good, they think you're being nice."
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"Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend either the car is new or the girlfriend is."
"Did you hear about the bureaucrat who was a Platonist? They were really obsessed with forms."
"What is the most surprised a cow can be?? UDDERLY SURPRISED! (Edit: UTTERLY to UDDERLY)"
"What do you call a penis with stamps on it? Male. Of course, if you have to sign for it, it's a package."
"What's the plural form of the word ""anecdote""? Data"
"Somebody wake up Green Day."
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"Is it possible to divorce someone twice? Not re-marry and divorce again, but divorce twice so you're completely done. Like, extra divorced."