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Joke of the Day

"*going through mail* ""bills bills bills bills bills"" ""I think I'll unsubscribe from Daily Ducks Magazine."""

"What career is a perfect ten? Forensics"

"I made a Belgium waffle this morning, This afternoon I'm going to make a Frenchman talk nonsense."

"Kanye name his son North West, So no matter who many people make fun of him, with a name like that we know he is heading straight to the top. And a little to the left"

"Give me your best jokes regarding or featuring animals. For science."

"Just saw that my wife was googling ballroom dancing lessons and now I'm hoping that she's having an affair."

"In a parallel universe, Two bars walk into a man."

"On what day of every week do soft drinks sell the most? thursday"

"What two words have the most letters? Post office."

"Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.. A fake name and a fake number."