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Joke of the Day
"A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed."
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"The most I've ever paid for sex.., Is through marriage"
"A man sneezes on the subway who clearly has a cold. The man next to him says in a disgusted tone, ""people like you make me sick."""
"I hate it when adults try to relate to youth using slang. Guess that's what makes me a woke bae."
"Turtles often outlive their owners, a fact the police refuse to treat as suspicious"
"Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck."
"What was the burglar doing at Wayne Manor? Robin."
"My friend asked me today what the name of the show is where they go fishing and catch all the crabs..I said ""Jersey Shore""...Was I wrong?"
"Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?"
"[ad for umbrellas] [cut to me trying to swat away raindrops, just getting totally wet] ""There must be a better way!"" Voiceover: UMBRELLAS"