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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned and one hadn't even been coloured in yet."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !"

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side"

"What do you call a large pile of kittens? A meowntain."

"I'm a good driver until there is a cop behind me Then I become a paranoid weed transporter from the border"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One but he must consult the DSM-IV."

"Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Me: ha nice try I: excuse me? M: that's how Lex Luthor beat Superman. I'm not stupid."

"9: How old was I when I was 3? me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*"

"What do guns and millennials have in common? You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered."

"The president of Iran visited Italy And all of the nude statues were covered during his visit. It was a precaution as they may have made his 9 year old wife uncomfortable."