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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill."
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"A three legged dog walks into a bar... Goes up to the bartender and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""
"My brother got sent to prison for something he didn't do. He didn't wear gloves."
"What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 10 years."
"Before you reply to a tweet, take a deep breath. Now hold it. Hold it... Hold it.... Hold it... Keep holding it... Die."
"What do u call a stereotypical Vietnamese commie He is so-viet"
"How do you say gonorrhea in Russian? Rotchurcockov."
"It's hard to believe my teenage son hasn't got a job yet. I was sure his special skill of keeping it real' would impress any potential employers."
"I don't know much about fashion. I assume a leotard is an idiot born between July 23 & August 22."
"I used to hate the square root of -1 but then I realized I was just imagining things."