201913

Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the band named 1023 megabytes? Of course not, they haven't made it to a gig yet."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and taken from poor countries when not mature."

"What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store? No shirt, no shoes, no Surface."

"What's black and rhymes with 'snoop' Dr. Dre"

"Reasons I Can Relate To Raccoons: 1) Dark circles around eyes. 2) Eats junk. 3) Small and chubby. 4) Stays up all night. 5) Cute but will fight you."

"What do you call a floating Jew? Ashes in the wind."

"It must be Monday somewhere."

"It's actually easy to spell Connecticut if you think Apple are creating a brand new self-harming app. Connect-iCut."

"The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way."

"intelligent student Student would you punish me for some thing i did not do? Teacher no , of course not.Student good, because i did not do my homework."