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Joke of the Day

"Woman: Ever since my mom passed, I think she's watching over me Mom's Ghost: Yeah, that is the kind of stupid thing you'd believe"

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"Coming soon to Fox and Friends: a crime fighting duo useless at stopping mass shootings. They are THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS, Wednesdays at 9 pm."
"*gives gf a small gift wrapped box* ""aww what's this, youre so sweet"" *opens it* ""wait, is this my toothbrush?"" YOU DONT LIVE HERE KAREN"
"What is it called when a lumberjack masturbates? Logging off."
"I don't talk about it a lot but I've been to outer space many times."
"What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains? A zombie."
"Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green. Its sublime"
"What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas!"
"Knock knock! Who's there? Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton who? ...Who's asking?"
"Did you know I'm actually ambidextrous... I can actually write fuck all with both hands!"
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