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Joke of the Day

"A joke about all the leaders of the countries the U.S. has invaded... [removed] > > > > > > From power."

"Good thing the flames... Didn't make it to the cup. They would be playing water polo, not ice hockey."

"A gross joke which is better to listen to, than to read. - What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool? You can't [gbrblblblbl](gargling noise) with a regular stool."

"There's these 3 old ladies sitting on a bench. A guy comes up in a trench coat and flashes the 3 ladies. The first one has a stroke. The second one has a stroke. The third one couldn't reach."

"Benedict Cumberbatch is proof that a white guy banged a cat."

"Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten gagged whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."

"COW: I'm constipated DR DOG: when was ur last bowel moooo-vement lol C: ur doing puns right now? DD: gonna milk this for all its worth lmao"

"Yo guys, does it smell like updog in here to you?"

"Strawberry is a terrible name. ""Ooh, a berry with all the flavor of a straw,"" you'd think. But you'd be wrong"

"Why was the broom late? Because it overswept."