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Joke of the Day
"My signature move is having my phone connected for hours to a charger that's not even plugged in."
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"What's a married couples favorite sex position? Doggy Style. The husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead."
"I just found out I'm an amateur nudist. I thought I was pretty good at it but apparently if you don't have the right certifications they'll call the mall security."
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"Pedophile Kids who are scared of pedophiles really need to grow up."