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Joke of the Day

"So Brazil at the World Cup..."

"I didn't want to wake up this morning and go to work. It's not that I don't like my job, it's just"

"What does a math mermaid wear? An algeabra...."

"Gangstas Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side? So their hats are right side up when they go to aim."

"How is a good criminal defense lawyer like a dead hooker? I use them both to get off."

"Im going bananas Is what i tell my bananas before i leave the house."

"Yo mama so fat she can't fit in a car"

"Heard this at Disney... What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? What? An elephino! (What's better is that they tell this surrounded by kids, and the parent's all just chuckle)"

"So if multiple cactus is cacti... NSFW Would a cat (animal) be cat-i?"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam you cant jelly yo dick in a bitch's ass"