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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the deer how it's done."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, its not going to come anyways"

"I met a really cool girl name Helicase, but there's a problem... ... she's always trying to unzip my genes."

"The name's Bong. Jay Bong. Agent 420. Weed."

"Only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize That violence is not always the option"

"Rick Astley Will Lend You... Any of the Pixar films in his movie collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"Actually, I'd rather you shut your talk-hole, not your pie-hole. If you have a hole that gives pie, I'm going in there, because HELLO PIE."

"Stacy wanted to keep our relationship professional That's when I knew she was a prostitute."

"I met the woman of my dreams playing Pokemon GO then she got hit by a car."

"So Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise... Apparently she found out that he'd been in A Few Good Men."