201812
Joke of the Day
"Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon."
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"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack (Sorry for wasting your time)"
"Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff"
"Stephen Hawking can be pretty funny sometimes, But I dont think he could do standup"
"Misunderstood gift! My lesbian neighbours gave me a rolex for my birthday. Really sweet of them, but i think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""""
"i was going to tell a gay joke... buttfuckit"
"German Girlfriend My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."
"I an expert on everything as long as I have google within reach and I don't like you enough to want to prove you wrong."
"my girlfriend said I have to give up my love of pointing out objects, or she would leave. I responded: ""well there's the door"""
"Sometimes Victoria's Secret is Victor's secret on weekends."