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Joke of the Day
"Stephen Hawking can be pretty funny sometimes, But I dont think he could do standup"
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"I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 people, so I decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us."
"When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches? Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets"
"If you're cold, just stand in a corner... They're usually 90 degrees."
"I hate moving house... It means I have to go around telling all the neighbours I'm on the sex offenders register again. I'm not, but it sure keeps their kids out of the yard."
"Is Santa Clause real? Because the zero's on my bank statement are."
"""I'm really good in bed"" -Ice cream"
"What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa."
"I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point."
"Who put semen in the basement? I don't know. That's just the way it's spelled."