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Joke of the Day
"What did Gandhi fight for? Nothing, he was against violence."
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"How do you make Bengay? Squeeze his tube."
"Do girls budget their tears so they don't dehydrate & other legitimate questions"
"Scarecrows love farming When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, ""Hay, it's in my jeans."""
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh Prince"
"wife: What's the best moment of your life? me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding"
"As an ass assessor, I assess asses."
"FRIENDSHIP TIP: stick your head under the bathroom stalls and introduce yourself! You never know where you'll find your soulmate"
"Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them they disappear."
"What did the vampire say to the teacher? See ya next period."