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Joke of the Day
"What did the vampire say to the teacher? See ya next period."
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"HEY CALEB- YOUR COW IS INFERTILE AND YOUR SISTER LIKES DANCING. -Amish trash talk"
"I did a theatrical performance on puns... It was really just a play on words."
"How does the KKK celebrate gay pride? With a LGBBQ."
"Fall is fast approaching. Time to sew all my jean legs back on."
"If you fall, I'll be there. --- the floor."
"You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!"
"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door."
"When a vegetarian turns into a zombie, what does it eat? Coma patients."
"Hey, want to play the rape game? No? That's the spirit!"