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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A cherry float."
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"What shoes does Brad wear? Loafers!"
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"No matter how popular they get.. ... antibiotics are never going viral."
"What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities."
"Invisible man goes to the doctor. Doctor says ""I can't see you right now."" -Christ Novacelic, Reading 1992"
"My favorite Christmas joke: Why do Mexicans have tamale making parties on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning."
"How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver? It's hard to keep track."
"While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough."
"How I pissed off my girlfriend during sex. I called her."