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Joke of the Day

"If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?"

"As a grown woman with no children or morals to slow me down, I will have a definite advantage during tomorrow's family Easter egg hunts."

"With the amount of people who hide their identity online you'd think this place is rampant with superheroes."

"Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit Sikh"

"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Change has to come from WITHIN!"

"A muslim guy greeted his friend on an airplane. They were both detained. His friend named Jack."

"Is it possible to have a joke that is not racist/sexist/politically incorrect or commenting on stereotypes? Challenge for reddit. Curious"

"What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee? Their GPA drops"

"What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? One's an overblown Nazi gasbag and the other's a dirigible."

"Little Old Lady Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!"