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Joke of the Day

"This medicine says I should not operate heavy machinery, so I guess I won't be doing laundry for the next two weeks. Safety first."

"Ah, Breast Cancer Awareness Month. If you know you have boobs, go get checked. You too ladies."

"sapnu puaS Read it upside down"

"Sorry I yelled, ""HAIL SATAN"" at your baby's baptism."

"Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture? Both are dead inside."

"Selfish Girls When I was a kid. Many girls want to kiss me I Allowed. But Now... I want To Kiss Many Girls but They Don't Allow me."

"In my past life I was a turtle... It is all slowly coming back to me."

"Some people just don't understand evolution. I was talking to an Australian the other day who actually thought *he* came from Darwin! All credit to Milton Jones for that one."

"Txt from wife: where r u Me:kitchen Wife:can u feed cat M: I mean garage W:bring in laundry M:bathroom W:clean toilet M: Idaho W:get potatos"

"I feel bad for kids who see toys on the television but can't order it cause their parents have to be over 18 to call.."